I KNOW. I saw that one and was like, "Wow. This is everything I could ever like in one picture. And I bet that tall one on the far left with the gun is really Oscar."
I hear you have been loading your dishwasher any which way you please. You don't understand. If you put the forks in whichever way you want, they nest together and don't get clean.
Freedom to get diseases from unclean silverware. There's rules for a reason. And yeah, some of them are kind of bullshit, but some of them are good. I might be a neophyte at this sheezy thing, but I know dishwashers.
I do in fact like the beach. I used to go down the shore every summer when I was a kid. I got a ticket for putting a surfboard through the back windows of my dad's car. They didn't have roof racks like they have now, and there were no "SUVs" or any of that shit.